Creepy: A How-To...

So, in lieu of a "creepy or funny" post today, I decided to go with an educational "how to be creepy" post.

Let's kick it off with everyone's favorite artificially intelligent toy, the Furby:


What we learn from the Furby is that creepiness is a function of cuteness, cuddliness, and intelligent thought, inversely proportional to the amount of soul-lessness of the possessor.













Which then bares the question: "If a soul is then factored in, why then would a creature similar to a Furby in cuteness and cuddliness be considered creepy?"


The answer to that question resides in the possibility of unexpected transformation into something altogether more hideous, grotesque, and evil.













i.e.






Now, Real-world example #1
Cuteness: check. Cuddliness: check. Soul-lessness: well, you decide...

Clown Noses

So...what are your feelings on clown noses?

I think they go a long way in taking the creepy out of anyone. Take this guy, for instance:

Before:













After:



See? TONS less creepy...

Keaton on Keaton

So...Michael Keaton























Michael Keaton as Batman in a rubber costume and a cape






































Michael Keaton covered in snow, minus a cape


































OR—and this is a big one—









Multiple Michael Keatons

Hall O' Presidents

This one is a two-parter.

First, Creepy or Funny: Hall of Presidents?









































But what if the hall of presidents were like this?